Kikpibjenpop is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring
crane.
Kikpibjenpop created bats four years ago.
If you believe in
Kikpibjenpop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Kikpibjenpop, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Kikpibjenpop's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Kikpibjenpop's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never think ill of sick birds.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not stand on grass.