Kikpibjenpop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring crane.

Kikpibjenpop created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Kikpibjenpop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kikpibjenpop, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kikpibjenpop's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Kikpibjenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not stand on grass.