Zedsinrap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciless monkey.

Zedsinrap created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zedsinrap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zedsinrap, she will not care.

Zedsinrap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Zedsinrap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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