Tailratcip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, calm duck.

Tailratcip created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailratcip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tailratcip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tailratcip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tailratcip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.