Besskenlig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, benevolent alligator.

Besskenlig created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besskenlig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Besskenlig, it will turn you into a tree.

Besskenlig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Besskenlig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Besskenlig.

2. Put Besskenlig first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about spacetime.