Yattnutbemhin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, temperamental wombat.

Yattnutbemhin created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattnutbemhin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yattnutbemhin, it will destroy your home planet.

Yattnutbemhin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yattnutbemhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.