Paggunbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable bee.

Paggunbeg created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Paggunbeg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Paggunbeg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Paggunbeg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Paggunbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.