Bafhatstik is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, weak bird.

Bafhatstik created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafhatstik, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bafhatstik, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bafhatstik's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bafhatstik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafhatstik.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bafhatstik on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away if four capybaras approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.