Rillnigbag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective squid.

Rillnigbag created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillnigbag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rillnigbag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rillnigbag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rillnigbag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rillnigbag.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rillnigbag.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never talk about fire.