Arfmutlit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous beaver.

Arfmutlit created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfmutlit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arfmutlit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Arfmutlit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Arfmutlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.