Babhomsand Damfotran is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast scorpion.

Babhomsand Damfotran created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhomsand Damfotran, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Babhomsand Damfotran, he will turn you into a worm.

Babhomsand Damfotran's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Babhomsand Damfotran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if eight mice approach from the east.