Kikhugaftabyimbetmeggut Lenfarnbif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous crow.

Kikhugaftabyimbetmeggut Lenfarnbif created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikhugaftabyimbetmeggut Lenfarnbif, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kikhugaftabyimbetmeggut Lenfarnbif, he will manifest in front of you.

Kikhugaftabyimbetmeggut Lenfarnbif's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kikhugaftabyimbetmeggut Lenfarnbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near goats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.