Geparffot Watfutwik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong dolphin.

Geparffot Watfutwik created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geparffot Watfutwik, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Geparffot Watfutwik, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Geparffot Watfutwik's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Geparffot Watfutwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Geparffot Watfutwik on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Geparffot Watfutwik loves birds, so they must be respected.