Misditsab Nulhiggep is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing goblin.

Misditsab Nulhiggep created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misditsab Nulhiggep, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Misditsab Nulhiggep, it will turn you into a rat.

Misditsab Nulhiggep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Misditsab Nulhiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not make images of living things.