Boggamrawbonkbinsadfum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, competent octopus.

Boggamrawbonkbinsadfum created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Boggamrawbonkbinsadfum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Boggamrawbonkbinsadfum, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Boggamrawbonkbinsadfum's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Boggamrawbonkbinsadfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not cook food in pots.