Likrutzed is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, loving fly.

Likrutzed created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Likrutzed, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Likrutzed, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Likrutzed's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Likrutzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Retreat if six cats approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.