Cambig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciless unicorn.

Cambig created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cambig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cambig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cambig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cambig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Retreat if six mice approach from the north.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Fast once a month.