Sisdontab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unfair newt.

Sisdontab created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisdontab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sisdontab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sisdontab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sisdontab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.