Fligragbab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane toad.

Fligragbab created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligragbab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fligragbab, she will cry a lot.

Fligragbab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fligragbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fligragbab on top of all buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.