Mutkapquamgan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omniscient mongoose.

Mutkapquamgan created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mutkapquamgan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mutkapquamgan, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mutkapquamgan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Mutkapquamgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. You must love Mutkapquamgan.

3. You must pray to Mutkapquamgan three times a day.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.