Stipgepwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited guinea pig.

Stipgepwat created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgepwat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stipgepwat, he will torture you forever.

Stipgepwat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Stipgepwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hop in public.