Fengadfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy chicken.

Fengadfarn created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fengadfarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fengadfarn, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fengadfarn's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fengadfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect six silver sculptures of Fengadfarn on top of important buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fengadfarn.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.