Fotlagyak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless bird.

Fotlagyak created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotlagyak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotlagyak, it will come to you in dreams.

Fotlagyak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fotlagyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away if three porpoises approach from the north.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.