Fensandhotflat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented turtle.

Fensandhotflat created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensandhotflat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fensandhotflat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fensandhotflat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fensandhotflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Hide from yellow dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never talk about planets.