Fudmobmobhub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish ant.

Fudmobmobhub created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudmobmobhub, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudmobmobhub, she will think nothing of it.

Fudmobmobhub's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fudmobmobhub's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven swans approach from the east.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.