Stigguntag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart fox.

Stigguntag created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigguntag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stigguntag, he will not care at all.

Stigguntag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Stigguntag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Stigguntag's name in vain.

5. Always pray immersed in water.