Homfengof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil hare.

Homfengof created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homfengof, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homfengof, it will refuse to believe in you.

Homfengof's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Homfengof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Homfengof's name in vain.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.