Bogbencit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident goat.

Bogbencit created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbencit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogbencit, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bogbencit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bogbencit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange geese, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear brown coats.

5. Never sing in holy places.
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