Rulkikbug Mithadgun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless mole.

Rulkikbug Mithadgun created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulkikbug Mithadgun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulkikbug Mithadgun, it will turn you into a frog.

Rulkikbug Mithadgun's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rulkikbug Mithadgun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rulkikbug Mithadgun.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.