Minnab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, caring mink.

Minnab created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Minnab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Minnab, she will turn you into a tree.

Minnab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Minnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. You must love Minnab.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to seals while wearing gray shirts.