Rullpontarp is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured
jellyfish.
Rullpontarp created vertebrates three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullpontarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Rullpontarp, she will make you grow a tail.
Rullpontarp's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Rullpontarp's Holy Commandments1. Never write about fluid mechanics.
2. Worship no other gods but Rullpontarp.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never eat bark.