Rullpontarp is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured jellyfish.

Rullpontarp created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullpontarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rullpontarp, she will make you grow a tail.

Rullpontarp's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rullpontarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Worship no other gods but Rullpontarp.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat bark.