Stafdunsad is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, capable
dove.
Stafdunsad created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stafdunsad, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Stafdunsad, it will turn you into a rock.
Stafdunsad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Stafdunsad's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics near whales while wearing blue tights and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your legs.
2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Stafdunsad in the centre of the settlement.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never write about electromagnetism.