Larggondit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome shrew.

Larggondit created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Larggondit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larggondit, it will turn you into a mole.

Larggondit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Larggondit's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.