Donflissomlid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited dog.

Donflissomlid created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donflissomlid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Donflissomlid, she will turn you into a tree.

Donflissomlid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Donflissomlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Donflissomlid.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.