Donflanvad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless rat.

Donflanvad created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donflanvad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donflanvad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Donflanvad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Donflanvad's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never run near voles.

4. Do not take Donflanvad's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.