Rillkinyarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet porpoise.

Rillkinyarp created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillkinyarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rillkinyarp, he will curse you with boils.

Rillkinyarp's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rillkinyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Rillkinyarp on top of important buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rillkinyarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing blue coats and balancing seven tin spheres on your face.