Fatcib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing dingo.

Fatcib created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatcib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fatcib, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fatcib's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fatcib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fatcib.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatcib.