Stiglidflat Afmegtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable shrew.

Stiglidflat Afmegtarg created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglidflat Afmegtarg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stiglidflat Afmegtarg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stiglidflat Afmegtarg's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Stiglidflat Afmegtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never wear pink dresses.