Bidhugbat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent dog.

Bidhugbat created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidhugbat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bidhugbat, he will laugh at you.

Bidhugbat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bidhugbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the north.

5. Bidhugbat must be the most important thing in your life.