Vonkbonksin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-assured wasp.

Vonkbonksin created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbonksin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vonkbonksin, she will curse you with boils.

Vonkbonksin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vonkbonksin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.