Jennanflap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced mongoose.

Jennanflap created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jennanflap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jennanflap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jennanflap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jennanflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to gulls while wearing ear rings.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about galaxies.