Looplikcandod is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, moody lobster.

Looplikcandod created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Looplikcandod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Looplikcandod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Looplikcandod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Looplikcandod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Looplikcandod first in all things.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.