Bedzogpod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic walrus.

Bedzogpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Bedzogpod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bedzogpod, he will turn you into a tree.

Bedzogpod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bedzogpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedzogpod.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never talk about dark matter.