Ligtafgof is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest parrot.

Ligtafgof created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligtafgof, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligtafgof, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ligtafgof's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ligtafgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near voles while wearing orange kilts and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.