Bodcisscib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud yak.

Bodcisscib created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodcisscib, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodcisscib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bodcisscib's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bodcisscib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Do not take Bodcisscib's name in vain.