Popmisfonbutmum is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid bee.

Popmisfonbutmum created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popmisfonbutmum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Popmisfonbutmum, she will destroy your home planet.

Popmisfonbutmum's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Popmisfonbutmum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to ants while wearing purple kilts.

5. Always obey Popmisfonbutmum's priests.