Ganpodnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty dryad.

Ganpodnurl created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganpodnurl, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ganpodnurl, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ganpodnurl's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ganpodnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the west.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near cats while wearing indigo coats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.