Tal is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast squirrel.

Tal created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tal, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tal, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tal's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tal's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your neck red.

5. Never feed limes to horses while wearing jumpers.