Bidmablag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable frog.

Bidmablag created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidmablag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidmablag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bidmablag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bidmablag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never talk about gravity.