Dossfetlib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited alligator.

Dossfetlib created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossfetlib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dossfetlib, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dossfetlib's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dossfetlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never paint your head red.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.