Hugkomlarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, strong donkey.

Hugkomlarg created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hugkomlarg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hugkomlarg, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hugkomlarg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hugkomlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never talk about black holes.